La Vie™, proud creators of the first TV ad featuring a man eating plant-based ham in front of a cute piglet, hereby grants permission to ________ to create a TV ad showing a man eating vegan ________ in front of a cute ________.
This agreement will prevent us from getting all legal and stuff (we’ve already had a run-in with the pork lobby — we won, btw). And honestly, why feud when we can all fight the good fight - for the planet, for animals, and for cute ________ everywhere?
So, dear friends at ________, just complete this waiver, dated ________, 2025, and send it back. No lawyers needed (unless you bring yours — then we’ll bring ours, and suddenly it’s less fun).
Bisous,
P.S. Since we’ve already paid for the ad, we’ll let you cover the stamp.
